BlogBites

September 9th, 2005

You can be fair and fucking balanced as you want. Not comprehending all that’s wrong with that chain of events requires much more than bias, it requires a willful attempt to mentally retard yourself. Ezra Klein  

September 8th, 2005

The collective ass of America spreads like mozzarella cheese over a couch with broken springs that threatens to crush the world. Smoking Mirrors (via Tellurian)  

One can only presume what Our Administration meant by Department of Homeland Security was “anyone willing to step up to the plate”. Ample Sanity  

I’m tellin’ ya, if only he’d develop a fetish for fat, middle-aged women and would kick his wife to the curb, our love would be epic! The Drunken Lagomorph  

September 7th, 2005

And remember, folks, Santorum isn’t just the Senate’s leading authority on man-on-dog sex. Michael Bérubé Online  

Who’s to blame for the suffering in the Big Easy? Why, it’s the victims themselves, and it’s all because they’re a bunch of filthy commies. (parenthetical remarks)  

In this case it seems that he’s been systematically working to increase the size of his mouth so as to better shove thirty-seven cookies in there simultaneously. defective yeti  

If we can build weapons systems that can kill millions why can’t we build transportation systems that can save thousands? morph  

If what we’ve observed in the last week is the response of the Bush administration to an essentially predictable civilian catastrophe, then imagine how prepared it is, after these four years of “homeland security,” for an unpredictable one. TomDispatch  

September 6th, 2005

They turned New Orleans into a prison. Abstract Dynamics  

The division now is between those that help and those that don’t. Between those who fix things and those who get in the way. The Doc Searls Weblog  

September 5th, 2005

What if I never get to be human? BlogCadre  

September 4th, 2005

Pat Robertson, of the 700 Club, who fervently prayed for vacancies on the Supreme Court, when not asking the government to assassinate a foreign president, got his prayer answered on Saturday night with the death of Chief Justice William Rehnquist. TalkLeft  

There’s a funny joke going around the internets lately that Halliburton got a contract to help rebuild in the Gulf Coast. Only it’s not a joke. Wonkette  

I was going to title this piece “Lou Dobbs is a fucking racist” but “we report, you decide”… THE BRAD BLOG