September 16th, 2005

Monday I went to a friend’s house plopped a wad of cash down on the counter and left with seventeen inches of pure happiness. Red Monkey  

How does one teach a sixth grade civics class in this country now with a straight face? Kung Fu Monkey  

Damn if we were just republicans, we could stick our sticky fingers into the till and be rejoicing over the hurricane gift that God just gave us. Dharma Bums