September 8th, 2005

The collective ass of America spreads like mozzarella cheese over a couch with broken springs that threatens to crush the world. Smoking Mirrors (via Tellurian)  

One can only presume what Our Administration meant by Department of Homeland Security was “anyone willing to step up to the plate”. Ample Sanity  

I’m tellin’ ya, if only he’d develop a fetish for fat, middle-aged women and would kick his wife to the curb, our love would be epic! The Drunken Lagomorph