BlogBites

August 17th, 2005

They wouldn’t stand for this kind of thing in Starfleet! jwz  

After they cut a four inch hole in your side, rearrange your guts and send you home the same day, the sweet nurse who swears “you’ll be up and a bout in two days” is a lying whore. Kung Fu Monkey  

Morally, intellectually, professionally, the Washington press corps seems to be enjoying a permanant vacation. James Wolcott  

August 15th, 2005

Are we trying to somehow convince the rest of the U.S. that people in Texas and Oklahoma don’t own guns? I thought that was the only thing keeping all those Californians from moving in to take advantage of our lack of a state income tax. A Perfectly Cromulent Blog  

This occasional feature will concentrate on old entries that, instead of dropping off the radar altogether, seem to have covered themselves in some kind of magic google dust, attracting a steady stream of largely inappropriate traffic well past the point where the original post has any relevance to anyone. blogjam  

August 12th, 2005

By observing the mating of Galapagos finches with high-precision godometers, Designmatologists have discovered the existence of the Godtrino - the subatomic particle that God is made of! Fafblog!  

August 10th, 2005

You govern like a plutocrat, campaign like a concerned citizen. Thoughts from Kansas  

August 9th, 2005

Per month we’re willing to spend $83 million to address the most likely source for terrorist acquisition of nuclear bomb-grade materials (as well as nasty bugs and chemical munitions); $750 million on missile defense; and $5 billion on war operations in Iraq and Afghanistan. The Washington Note  

Your family, friends and loved ones are the only people on this earth who are capable of making your life a perfect model of hell. Attempt To Be Hip  

If someone wanted to invent a serendipity machine, it might look a lot like the web. Antipixel  

Out of all the delightfully disgusting foods that Japan has to offer such as fish ovaries and cats made from dogs, THIS is the one where even most plucky ?I?ll eat anything, me? foreigners have to put their foot down and declare this country completely arse bananas insane beyond all hope. Yongfook.com - The Japanese Food Blog Now With 42% More Death Wish  

August 8th, 2005

Now if I can be comfortable with your belief that I’m going to burn in Hell, you should be able to cope with my belief that your god-bothering nonsense is a steaming heap o’ BS. Pharyngula  

That sound you hear is the “pop” of several billion Chinese and Indian economic planners getting simultaneous erections at this… Kung Fu Monkey  

You know the phrase, the cocksucker “knows just fuckin’ enough to be dangerous”? That’s humanity’s fuckin’ epitaph, boys. By Neddie Jingo!  

August 6th, 2005

It’s the rough equivalent of the drunk in the bar standing up and saying you’re afraid of him (you little pussy) because you won’t fight him. Pandagon