BlogBites

May 16th, 2005

But no description can really do the taste justice. The consistency and texture, however, is easier to describe. Think somewhere between a smoke oyster and a big loogie. Kitchen Monkey  

As usual I was excited to have some guests carrying bibles. sweat flavored gummi  

May 13th, 2005

Do you really want your car smelling like dead daisies? growabrain  

What he came up with was ????????????? ?????????? ????????. “Or, in your case,” he whispered, pointing to another Greek word he’d written, “????????.” Caveat Lector  

“MONKEYS!” the Stranger screamed. “GODDAMN SPACE MONKEYS! THROWIN’ THAR FECES LIKE IT WAS GOIN’ OUTTA STYLE!” THE TOFU HUT  

May 12th, 2005

And now, some of the more interesting user-contributed reviews from MetaCritic, if by interesting you mean, “what happened to your frontal lobe?” Pontifex Ex Machina  

May 11th, 2005

I’d much rather do the yard than have to put up with neighbors in attached units who double park you in or smell like freshly pissed pants. paraesthesia  

May 10th, 2005

You will also see, if you’ll read on, that I am concurrently the Peanut Nazi and the Space Giants Nazi. Those keep me pretty busy…I’ll get to oppressing your boobs just as soon as I’ve had a chance to put my jackboot on the necks of a few Space Giants fans. They have appointments. suburban blight  

May 9th, 2005

Too many prison tattoos and poorly lit films have type-cast the Devil in a 666 role. Truly Bad Films  

May 8th, 2005

Today I’m being taken to Cadbury World or as I like to call it, The Land of Chocolate. If I’m not back in a week, don’t try to find me. blog from a broad: may contain traces of nuts  

May 7th, 2005

The American press, consumed with a story about a woman getting on a greyhound bus to Las Vegas, has ignored the obvious implications of this memorandum with respect to Bush’s culpability in this collossal intelligence failure. Martini Republic  

George Bush will do fuck-all nothing about global warming. James Wolcott  

If you ask me, parents who bring their ten year-old kids to an Ann Coulter speech ought to be brought up on child abuse charges. A Perfectly Cromulent Blog  

May 6th, 2005

Amy: What color?
Me: “Earth Tone.” It’s kind of terracotta brown, maybe a little reddish. It looks really good.
Amy: I thought you were never supposed to use brown in a bathroom. Because of poop. mimi smartypants  

I have to admit, I didn’t know what a “vitrine” was either. Trailer Park Girl: Confessions of an English Major Gone Bad