BlogBites

May 31st, 2005

Unfortunately, this reduces God to a purchaser of Sea Monkeys. Polite Company  

The one thing that may keep me from becoming an artisan farmer is how darn early they all wake up. The Cheese Diaries  

May 30th, 2005

I looked at those children, then at my own children, and came to a sudden realization: we must stop the Great Sperm Massacre. The Gadflyer  

In the summer, the never oft-changed underpants can be sensed from a full 400 yards away as the accompanying lady-folk of these cross-eyed clans hike their skirts in order to display the full expanse of white flesh, like a day-old slice of blubber from Moby Dick ? roughly the same size, roughly the same colour and certainly just as putrid. GODHATESGOD.COM  

I don’t know how difficult it must be on her end to sell only one doughnut, but there must be some complex paperwork shit involved for her to resort to such trickery. ‘N’ is for Neville, who died of ennui  

May 29th, 2005

Also, Longhorn users will get eternal life. And, umm, a pony! Technology Blog  

I have never seen a use case that starts with a proposition like “Greta wants to sneak out and meet her lover Patrick, without making her husband Bertrand suspicious.” clagnut/blog  

And then we tell the mothers of the dead that they’re not real Americans, even as they mourn their lost sons and the lives given in the support of American ideals. Tom Watson  

Damn those squealin’ prisoners for making Gitmo a rallying cry for terrorist recruiting. The Rude Pundit  

I suspect it of being vestigial, an ugly chicken neck of an appendix that hasn’t the brains to attach itself to something on the inside and eschew extinction at the paws of a golden retriever. bobby lightfoot and the orchestra of sweet regret  

Don’t come around here looking for Content this weekend. I’m taking a three-day break for burgers, beer and Liberal Guilt. By Neddie Jingo!  

May 28th, 2005

So much for the world needing more Canada. Peace, order and good government, eh?  

May 27th, 2005

Greater love hath no man than he lay down the life of his family for that of a gooey collection of protoplasm. Jesus’ General  

The reason most Democratic voters don’t like you is because you seem to keep finding ways to get their kids killed while sitting behind a desk. The News Blog  

The White House pressured Newsweek to retract its story. Will it now retract its over-the-top outrage? The Huffington Post