BlogBites

April 29th, 2005

Obligatory because we got to see the movie free and before opening day, which allows me to say this: neener neener. Good Grief!  

April 28th, 2005

Un-fucking-believable is a word that comes immediately to mind. Approximately Perfect  

Brownstein makes an interesting case for a John McCain-Bob Kerrey “all-maverick independent ticket” in 2008. Personally, I’d prefer an Oprah Winfrey-Jesse Ventura ticket. Personal Democracy Forum  

Note to self: Invest in anti-depressants. Joho the Blog  

The night before she died, at one of her thrown-together parties, she said she was staying in Baghdad longer than she had originally planned because she was close to establishing that the military kept records on civilian deaths in Iraq, despite military statements that such records don?t exist. Back to Iraq 3.0  

I was just wondering the other day whatever happened to REO Speedwagon and ’80’s MTV Video special effects. absolutwade.com  

I’d run down the hall screaming and tearing my hair out, but I just spent a lot of money on a hair cut so I’ll just be screaming today. Let’s get ready to ruuuumble!  

Not sure which is worse … that someone googled ROASTED EARLOBES or that they found my blog through that search. Playing School, Irreverently  

I jones for that first buzz of the day — the one where I speedball my Pepsi product with DayQuil. Truly Bad Films  

These are some ugly ass fucking uniforms. Loaded Mouth  

Yay! I love Passover Coke. Czeltic Girl  

And by “marry,” I mean “have sex with.” Expat@Large vs The Fraternity of Infinite Monkeys  

April 27th, 2005

I’ve been hopscotching through it the last couple days, but so far my favorite piece is Yusef Komunyakaa’s sweet essay about cooking raccoon. Live Nude Weblog!  

My favourite is to feague, a verb whose definition I still remember verbatim from Mrs Byrne’s Dictionary of Unusual, Obscure, and Preposterous Words: to ginger a horse’s fundament, to make him lively and carry his tail well. O’Reilly Radar  

April 26th, 2005

Not to put too fine a point on it, since when is being an asshole grounds for disqualification for public service? Spartacus