March 3rd, 2005

The bottom line: we all use pretty much our entire brains. Even the morons — they just aren’t very good at it. The Two Percent Company  

March 2nd, 2005

Is there some swarm of young conservative men who graduate clutching their women’s studies degrees, who then find their careers stymied by a cliquish wall of uterus-equipped professors? Pharyngula  

Is singer Jewel the victim of an overzealous push up bra or is that a giant breast implant attached to her bosom? Awful Plastic Surgery  

If there’s one thing that bores the fucksticks out of your Uncle Grambo, it’s how god damn homogeneous The Blogosphereâ„¢ has become of late. whatevs (dot org)  

Somewhere out there someone truly feels that the Mona Lisa is the most overrated portrait of a girl pulling an expression of “the painter’s just farted and I’m trying to pretend I didn’t notice” in the history of the world. The Ballad of Justin Guber  

If anything, sales of Sidekicks are on the rise since the Paris Hilton fiasco first hit the net, airwaves, magazine stands and private, and locked bathrooms where the desperate moments of teenaged angst (which, unlike acne, usually doesn’t clear up for decades) are unfolding in all their glory. Davenetics  

March 1st, 2005

Plus I’m gonna get ad hominem and call Scalia “stupid.”