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Common legend holds that the creator of the modern flush toilet was an Englishman by the name of John Crapper. »

March 4th, 2005

Weight of cake that said, in pink lettering, “Shit bitch, you is fine”: 10 lbs. (approximate) dirty fez  

« What a man does with his Cyborgasmatrix Heat Melt Elastomer Gel Evaluation Torso in the privacy of his home is not specifically banned in Leviticus and is, therefore, his own business.

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