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February 18th, 2005

I do, in fact, question that sort of literalist Christianity and I question the sanity of anyone who takes it more seriously than The Wizard of Oz. The Raving Atheist  

Sitting at home watching the tube, drinking beer, abusing the dog, and complaining about shit I have no control over (the war in Iraq, taxes, that thing getting steadily bigger on my ass). Corsair the Rational Pirate  

He has a wet sock for brain. James Wolcott  

The Utilikilt arriveth. I look badass. That is all. Ben Hammersley’s Dangerous Precedent  

and then the Syrian Prime MInister has to strip naked, paint himself yellow, stick a chicken feather up his butt and hop in circles barking like a dog Sisyphus Shrugged  

What started the argument was, curiously enough, a disagreement over the wisdom of enforcing child labor laws. Rick’s Cafe Americain  

February 17th, 2005

“It is so very wearying sometimes to constantly offer lukewarm dissent and then finally cave,” agreed Sen. Diane Feinstein. “This makes for a very nice change.” Opinions You Should Have  

Boy, if you love war, the next few years are going to make you jizz in your pants. Sister Novena’s PortaPulpit  

Yesterday Goss, Rumsfeld, and others jumped out from behind the curtain and yelled, Boo! Americans saw the shadow of fear and returned to their spider holes for four more years. BlondeSense…  

O’Reilly then took a huge shit on his desk and wiped his ass with the Geneva Conventions, screaming, “Fuck your ‘international rules.’ Your treaties aren’t even good toilet paper.” The Rude Pundit  

That’s the problem with kids in today’s permissive society–they no longer unquestioningly follow their elders’ orders. Jesus’ General  

Well, with its usual insight and brilliance, the NRO has concluded that, like everything else in America, Gannongate is the fault of — you guessed it — Clinton. delagar  

Sure enough, later that afternoon I popped into the toilet and I recognized the after effects of asparagus. Adam Lederer  

The Bush administration reminds me of that guy you’ll find one of in every crowd — you know, the one who always has a new, horrifically dangerous idea, and keeps telling everyone around him “watch, this will be really cool,” usually right before his next trip to the emergency room. Knappster: Blog Naked for Jesus  

February 16th, 2005

I like dates. A lot. 101 Cookbooks