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January 18th, 2005

As usual when work presses, I bubble over with brilliant procrastination. helmintholog  

My decision is to eat all the green M&M’s out of the big M&M shaped container full of Christmas-colored (green and red, not … well that’s pretty much the only color combination that could be described as Christmassy, maybe gold can fit in, but I have no gold M&M’s. That would be cool though) M&M’s so that from afar, the container might look like a bowl full of some kind of cinnamon candy. random thoughts  

January 14th, 2005

Why does everyone automatically assume my penis is so small? Easy Bake Coven  

January 13th, 2005

I now realize that I failed to take an important factor into consideration when making that judgment: namely, the jaw-dropping, eye-popping, never-ceases-to-amaze witlessness of the US Congress. Jack O’Toole  

Some Sprockets feel too frowny to dance. The Poor Man  

January 12th, 2005

Hey Oregonians - next time someone accuses you of delivering an “unpleasant odor” to the room, no need to blame it on the dog. Instead, tell your accuser it must be an infestation of brown marmorated stink bugs. Invasive Species Weblog  

January 10th, 2005

What if Satan were a high school cheerleader? Query Letters I Love  

Good ideas do not need lots of lies told about them in order to gain public acceptance. Strange Doctrines  

January 8th, 2005

If you can pay four dollars for a cup of coffee and make a computer geek into the richest man in the world, you can handle the idea of getting your comedy from a British man wearing artfully applied Mac eye shadow. dumber than a box of rocks  

The mentally ill have more power than I’d previously imagined. Witt and Wisdom  

“Phil Collins was . . . ” I cleared my throat. “He was an international superstar.” WIL WHEATON DOT NET  

January 6th, 2005

If a Krispy Kreme falls in the forest and nobody is there to eat it, does it still have a flavor? Strange Doctrines  

You know how voters love charismatic septic tanks. Pandagon  

GONZALES: “That involves a lot of complex law that I don’t know.” Pandagon  

“Seriously, I think the rest of the countries in the Middle East, after Afghanistan and Iraq, they’re pretty much George Bush’s bitch,” she said. No More Mister Nice Blog