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My decision is to eat all the green M&M’s out of the big M&M shaped container full of Christmas-colored (green and red, not … well that’s pretty much the only color combination that could be described as Christmassy, maybe gold can fit in, but I have no gold M&M’s. That would be cool though) M&M’s so that from afar, the container might look like a bowl full of some kind of cinnamon candy. »

January 14th, 2005

Why does everyone automatically assume my penis is so small? Easy Bake Coven  

« I now realize that I failed to take an important factor into consideration when making that judgment: namely, the jaw-dropping, eye-popping, never-ceases-to-amaze witlessness of the US Congress.

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