BlogBites

December 21st, 2004

As many of you know, I am an intrepid birder, if “intrepid” is defined as “slow footed” and “lazy.” James Wolcott  

December 20th, 2004

Q: Mr. President, can we know things about the legislation you’re about to propose?
Pandagon  

Rove took a dog of a candidate, ran him on the only viable issue–an unpopular war–and still won. Strange Doctrines  

December 17th, 2004

If a poor person is blessed with a privitized security pension of $20k, and expenses of $500/month, while Grover Norquist moves through the eye of a needle at a rate of 1e-9 meters/s, who gets to heaven first? alternative hippopotamus  

So this Christ-Mas season, get in the face of some pushy, hook-nosed anti-Christmas agitator near you, and say, “Merry My-God-Became-Flesh-And-Yours-Didn’t-Day, you un-American slimeball. Why don’t you just take your little ‘civil liberties’ someplace else.’” Michael Bérubé Online  

I mean, this pervert makes you sit on his lap, he breaks into your house, he gets really hung up on how naughty people are being and he uses midgets as slave labor. Witt and Wisdom  

Earth First! We’ll fuck up the other planets later. Easy Bake Coven  

December 16th, 2004

Yeah, the historians are going to have a field day in 30 or 40 years. William Gibson  

“That’s easy to resolve,” Bush said. “People can buy more United States products if they’re worried about the trade deficit.” The Poor Man  

Ahhhh the good old days, when rocker Tommy Lee was Pam-ramming in what’s still the only sex tape worth watching, Michael Jordan was in the middle of a six championship, seven mistress run, and most of the bombs our President was dropping landed on his intern’s dress. Easy Bake Coven  

The Bush administration, where the men wear the kneepads. Sister Novena’s PortaPulpit  

December 13th, 2004

“Quick! Get me a Clinton scandal we can put on the front page! Anything! I don’t care what it is! I don’t care if it’s weeks old!” No More Mister Nice Blog  

…and a “grown-up” doughut that they told me on the phone has chocolate cream spiked with tequila in the middle, and chili on top. An Unsealed Room  

So I’m not the only one in the world who never freaking heard of “famous atheist Anthony Flew” before this week, am I? TheAgitator.com  

December 12th, 2004

Santa got drunk yesterday. Easy Bake Coven