December 17th, 2004

If a poor person is blessed with a privitized security pension of $20k, and expenses of $500/month, while Grover Norquist moves through the eye of a needle at a rate of 1e-9 meters/s, who gets to heaven first? alternative hippopotamus  

So this Christ-Mas season, get in the face of some pushy, hook-nosed anti-Christmas agitator near you, and say, “Merry My-God-Became-Flesh-And-Yours-Didn’t-Day, you un-American slimeball. Why don’t you just take your little ‘civil liberties’ someplace else.’” Michael Bérubé Online  

I mean, this pervert makes you sit on his lap, he breaks into your house, he gets really hung up on how naughty people are being and he uses midgets as slave labor. Witt and Wisdom  

Earth First! We’ll fuck up the other planets later. Easy Bake Coven