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December 30th, 2004

The botched occupation is forcing us to spend ever more money to keep the situation there stable at “asstastic”, and if it devolves to “recrapulous”, we’ll increase spending there by 50-75%. Pandagon  

He said that college students have to be watchful because if you get too much education, you could turn — LIBERAL. The Smirking Chimp  

December 29th, 2004

After a long day of walking around I was spacing out in the Plateia Syntagmatos, which translates roughly as: square where we cheat the gringos. alternative hippopotamus  

I’m going to make a codeine and cherry Nyquil smoothie now. Fables of the reconstruction  

December 28th, 2004

S**T. * can’t t*pe *uck. 4 KE*S NO LONGER WORK ON M* KE*BOARD. Damn. Easy Bake Coven  

SO THANK YOU EVIL YET CONCIENTIOUS FUCKFACE FOR A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!! Father Dan  

December 22nd, 2004

Meanwhile, we’ll be setting our ridiculing phasers on… stunned. Sadly, No!  

And they aren’t coming because the leaders of those countries are allegric to plastic explosives in their cars. Steve Gilliard’s News Blog  

He made several very good albums, including “Joe’s Garage”, which I weould put right up there with “Chicago VII” as the very best double-albums about fucking a toaster*. The Poor Man  

And if you don’t believe me, then you’ll just have to wrestle me to the ground. Positive Liberty  

My heart goes out to this poor, repressed, voluble majority. Strange Doctrines  

And since you’re an Eagle Scout, we’ll also thrown in a Stupidity Badge. Dispatches from the Culture Wars  

Let them eat depleted uranium. alternative hippopotamus  

It’s not quite liberal humanitarianism if you’re driven mainly by sectarian fervor. Pandagon  

December 21st, 2004

I?m going with corn chips, latex, and urine. pesky’apostrophe - always better than an unexpected period