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November 23rd, 2004

Sure, we can pass laws to outlaw contraceptive devices, but the Godless masses will just employ natural contraception like the rhythm method and deviant practices involving the application of one’s mouth to a little soldier, or in the case of the ladies, the elusive little sailor in the boat. Jesus’ General

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