November 23rd, 2004

The industry execs believe that every time a customer thinks the word “free” a verse of the Bible disappears forever. BARISTA  

If the Bluer States want to secede and join up with Canada, I’m more willing to meet you half-way and stop pledging allegiance to the Queen. The Poison Kitchen  

Sure, we can pass laws to outlaw contraceptive devices, but the Godless masses will just employ natural contraception like the rhythm method and deviant practices involving the application of one’s mouth to a little soldier, or in the case of the ladies, the elusive little sailor in the boat. Jesus’ General  

Defend the following statement in 200 words or less: Leisure Suit Larry is a Christ figure. Fafblog!  

Obviously, if gay people had these rights civilization would end. Eschaton  

After all, according to an NSF survey done in 2001, 25% of Americans think the sun goes around the earth. Political Animal