BlogBites

November 30th, 2004

When the relationship ends, are you obligated to return the accordion? Good Grief!  

Sadly, it seems that Laura doesn’t agree that eating meat three times a day is fun, because, as we learned below, President Bush is the Abstinence President. World O’Crap  

November 29th, 2004

I won’t bore you with my tale of woe from last Xmas, except to say that the pickup window was staffed by a lady more blunted than Woody Harrelson at a hemp rally. Gizmodo  

November 25th, 2004

I like the way the word ‘Poulet’ rolls off the tongue brownglasses.com  

One such theory, as pointed out by Richard Dawkins and held by a certain African tribe is the much more logical creation theory that the earth, the whole thing including the brown stuff under our feet that looks like crap, is actually crap - created from eons of termite defecation. David Galbraith  

lisa knows more about bob dole’s scrotum than you do…and we’re all okay with that. tequila mockingbird  

Your Fortean vacation is over, pilgrim. William Gibson  

I’ll bring fruit cups tonight, and see what happens. WIL WHEATON DOT NET  

Every year around this time, my thoughts turn to Wes Anderson and Futura. kottke.org  

November 24th, 2004

I bet you didn’t know that the United States government needed a yacht. Strange Doctrines  

November 23rd, 2004

The industry execs believe that every time a customer thinks the word “free” a verse of the Bible disappears forever. BARISTA  

If the Bluer States want to secede and join up with Canada, I’m more willing to meet you half-way and stop pledging allegiance to the Queen. The Poison Kitchen  

Sure, we can pass laws to outlaw contraceptive devices, but the Godless masses will just employ natural contraception like the rhythm method and deviant practices involving the application of one’s mouth to a little soldier, or in the case of the ladies, the elusive little sailor in the boat. Jesus’ General  

Defend the following statement in 200 words or less: Leisure Suit Larry is a Christ figure. Fafblog!  

Obviously, if gay people had these rights civilization would end. Eschaton