October 21st, 2004

Maybe a few folks were listening and thought “yeah! screw this! I’m gonna quit as soon as I’m done with my chicken sandwich.” Jeremy Zawodny’s blog  

“While a cow is designed for operation on land, we do not believe a cow is a ‘motor vehicle.’” Ernie The Attorney  

i had the best massage of my life, in spite of the fact that i was expected to remain covered under the world’s smallest towel, thus leading to an unscheduled appearance of my hoo-ha. tequila mockingbird  

Indeed, I believe that the spectrum forms a full circle, with right and left merging, as they meet at their respective extremes, into luminous batshit evil. William Gibson  

“In hindsight, perhaps it was a mistake for the Yankees to raise a “Mission Accomplished” banner above their dugout after Game 3.” Sid’s Fishbowl  

And Ashley’s father, who can look into people’s hears and souls (just like George Bush), looked into the President’s heart and soul, and saw in there what “he wanted to see”: the heart and soul of a guy who would hug a girl with a dead mother. World O’Crap  

You would think that those who never risked their lives for their country would be reticent about questioning Kerry?s courage under fire. Bull Moose  

Within hours, I expect that SBGI’s stock will be affordable to any school child with a few pennies, marbles, jacks, or Pokemon cards in his or her pocket. Jesus’ General