October 20th, 2004

Science wants a beer after work; religion wants to be asked about her day…How to make this marriage work? The Revealer  

So the first step is to figure out if corporate America is run by Pygmies or Masai, and then either form a third party, or vote for an empty Coca-Cola bottle. The Poor Man  

Oddly enough, Mary Cheney apparently wasn’t invited to attempt to encourage women to vote even though she is quite fond of both voting and women. TBogg  

“MADAM, STEP AWAY FROM THE SQUIRREL!” Waiter Rant (via Ben Hammersley’s Dangerous Precedent)  

“Relaxed fit” is a polite way of saying “big-assed”. Mike  

Hello, gorgeous. I see you got my note about the rooftop rendezvous. Did you bring the hot fudge and the ass-less jeans? Happy Furry Puppy Story Time with Norbizness  

I must remind Julie, and the readers here, that most things posted here are blatant lies. bitter pill  

Memo to Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez: why don’t you pour yourself a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up? Lawyers, Guns and Money  

Hammering can be fun, in some ways. bacteria causing stool fermentation