October 13th, 2004

What’s the point in fighting if we’re just going to become the enemy? slashhome  

If you do pay attention, you’ll conclude that John Kerry is smarter, tougher, better informed and more patriotic than you and me. And that George Bush is not. Escapable Logic  

Seriously, if you vote for Bush and he wins, we’re going to blame you for what happens in the next four years. Scripting News  

Every time you slap the label “content” on your speech, your writing, or your performance, you move it outside the protective cover of the First Amendment. The Doc Searls Weblog  

We are now, as a company, bleeding money from our eyes because a single, unrelated credit card transaction failed. Gizmodo  

Wait right here, we’re going to brain ourselves with a stapler so that we can understand what it’s like to be poor. Wonkette  

Well, I must say that Bush probably gained some points by not attacking the audience members. The Poison Kitchen  

Mr. Rove said I couldn’t debate if I kept seeing the spiders, so they gave me my Ny-Quil back. George W Bush, President  

It’s very probable that Our Furious Leader will go into a violent fit of rage, pull a piece from his waistband, and shoot Bob Schieffer. Jesus’ General  

For Giblets is going to air across the entire internet two documentaries on his opponents the day before the election - one entitled “Spitting On Veterans: How John Kerry and a Bunch of Commies Disgraced the Noblest War Effort Ever,” and another called “Dubya Does Dallas: Two Guys, a Dwarf and a Dog in 1972.” Fafblog!  

I so look forward to hearing about the arrests in the case of the private voter registration company which was shredding new Dem voter registrations. Eschaton  

When I’m King of the World — hosannah in the highest — Starbucks will give you a double shot of the whisky of your choice when you go in there in the middle of the afternoon looking like crap. Antipixel  

Chief Justice William H. Rehnquist, joined by Justices Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas, though not convinced of the existence of the Boogie Man, noted that there is a good chance that it might actually be the Devil masquerading as the boogie man, and that is definitely not constitutional. bitter pill