October 1st, 2004

Listening to guys talk about board games is more interesting to me than anything I can find on the 200 digital cable channels available to me right now. Evil Genius Chronicles  

“If I could only go through the ducts and leap out onstage in a cape — that’s my dream,” said Nader…. No More Mister Nice Blog  

So we’re ridin on down the road in our Cross Country Journey of Inner Discovery and Of Course the American Dream when Donald Rumsfeld hits a moose. Fafblog!  

You liberals should be ashamed of yourselves for calling Iyad Allawi a “puppet.” He is a courageous man who’s fighting for the people of his country! Oh, wait, maybe you’re saying that because he IS a puppet. Fuck everything  

You have recorded “Take Five” in 4/4 time. The penalty is death. gtrout  

We’ve arranged a date for this Friday, so if any supervillians are reading my blog, DO NOT CAUSE TROUBLE FRIDAY NIGHT OR YOU WILL REALLY REGRET IT. I’m not kidding. Crime doesn’t pay, and neither does interrupting Superman’s chances of scoring. Superman’s Blog  

When Kerry rightly pointed out the failure of Bush to revamp the CIA or to secure Soviet nuclear material, Bush simply and sadly responded that every morning some guy comes in and briefs him on national security. Daily Dish  

The whole Allawi speech was exactly what the most cynical observer would have figured, a cheap Bush-Cheney ‘04 campaign stunt. Talking Points Memo