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September 30th, 2004

I’m all for gratuitous exploitation, but even I have my limits, and I’ve been known to masturbate to houseplants. Mostly ferns. Witt and Wisdom

« and, even though adolescence at its most judy blumesque is supposed to be about figuring out who you are and celebrating that, the reality is that adolescence is really all about trying like hell to be like everyone else.