September 29th, 2004

A fond farewell to all my friends in Philly- I am off to California to star in an adult film version of To Kill a Mockingbird. I believe it was fate that brought me to the casting call.
Good Grief!  

The House has passed a bill making the oak tree our national tree. They really must have nothing to do. Pandagon  

I was met with the kind of face a dog shows you after being shown a card trick. Staying Straight Edge …  

“It’s like catching bass in a pond,” he said. “After you catch most of the fish, it gets harder to catch the rest.” M O B J E C T I V I S T  

Superintelligent space monkeys are usually a strong Democratic voting block but many are lookin to Bush this year on accounta 9/11 changin everythin. Fafblog!  

Nothing against him, it was just that he’d stopped updating and I don’t have room in my blogroll for lazy-ass bloggers who don’t update, unless their name is Satan. RoguePlanet  

so yeah, if you were ever wondering. russians do go to the bathroom, and they have terrifying and incomprehensible toilets. miscellanea  

Which one of you sick, carbon monoxide breathing, sign hanging lefties sent me this? Jesus’ General  

It’s almost enough to turn a decent person libertarian. The Poor Man  

Congratulations Professor Kozloff. I am now officially and sincerely more afraid of you than I am the terrorists. Obsidian Wings