September 23rd, 2004

“Actually, Fafnir, I’m here to take your old presents!” says Supply-Side Santa. “Supply-Side Santa gave all his presents away to super-rich children, and that didn’t come cheap! Now Supply-Side Santa has to take your model airplane and your teddy bear to finance future Christmases.” Fafblog!  

If you think all gay people should be eradicated or “converted,” then you’re gay. You have projected uncomfortable personal feelings onto other people and you’re trying to erase those people and therefore those tendencies in yourself. You’re gay. everythingsruined  

Diebold claims that their latest voting system security features are impervious to human tampering. So, Bev Harris of Black Box Voting trained a chimp to do it. Really. Seeing The Forest  

When Lando turns Han, Leia, and Chewbacca over to Darth Vader, Vader says, “We would be honored if you would join us.” What did the group talk about over dinner, and what did they eat? Did anyone order dessert? The SaltwaterPizza Blog  

Oooh, Jacob’s about to get bitch slapped! The heart above the “i” makes it family-safe, though. The Dark Window  

For various reasons we needed to locate some Kosher dairy products today, which proved to be more difficult on short notice than I imagined. However, if anyone wants to set up a shop selling such things, it’s obvious that it should be called “Jews for Cheeses.” Crooked Timber  

I’ve decided that the only way I’m going to get Lois out of my head is to start dating someone. Batman recommended a web service called match.com, so I’m going to give that a try and see what happens. Superman’s Blog  

If you don’t do hobby projects, you either are incredibly busy or don’t like programming. ZefHemel.com  

The lesson to be learned is an [obvious] one, Microsoft sucks and CDW can make the impossible happen. dots and dashes  

“I am an enigma wrapped in a tortilla.” Very Big Blog