BlogBites

September 19th, 2004

Appreciate nature. Flowers are beautiful, they smell nice, and they often give you the power to shoot fireballs out of your hands. The SaltwaterPizza Blog  

And what sort of idiot employee of the Secret Service or the police would handcuff a mother wearing a photo of her dead soldier son? WOLFESBLOG  

You think Ann Coulter is right to aim her bony knee at my groin and that O’Reilly should get a Peabody for barfing all over me for saying there’s more to American politics than meets the Foxy eye. TomPaine.com  

The female lobsters are keeping tabs on each other to figure out who’s mating with the dominant male, and they wait until one of their sisters has done her business and then the next moves in. So they all take turns. It’s called serial monogamy. Pharyngula  

What was it Graham Norton said about hoping Britney’s mansion was done in time for her marriage, but not envying the the builders who had to weld a thousand trailers together? Pandagon  

There is a rapidly growing and increasingly alarmed consensus that Russia has turned the corner from disfunctional parlaimentary system, to presidential dictatorship by decree. The Blogging of the President  

What we are actually left with is the problem of how to respond to “reviewers” who have never read the book they claim to be reviewing? The Panda’s Thumb  

The first one is entitled “Kerry And Team: Do You Want The Nation To Slide Into Hell’s Pocket?” The Dark Window  

Dear Susie:
I just started my period, and I hate wearing pads. My mom says I can’t wear a tampon because I’m a virgin. Is it ungodly to wear a tampon?
Puzzled World O’Crap  

So, from Sunday, September 19th thru Saturday, September 25th, TCF is declaring Register To Vote Week! ThatColoredFellasweblog  

I don’t know which is more amazing. That Kentucky beat someone or that they scored 51 points while doing it. Mike  

And I’m not the sort who thinks that life is so precious that every moment must be lived to the fullest — hello, I’m blogging! KevMoTown  

Since September 11 there has been a hiring freeze in the bin Laden unit!? Thoughts from Kansas  

Giblets has been wronged, and worse, his belief in a superhero president who shoots bullets out of his nipples at the Islamist hordes has been likewise wronged! And for that Giblets must demand bloody restitution! Fafblog!  

Speakin? o’ which, no more postin’ sober. Pharyngula