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August 25th, 2004

One of the unfortunate things about some of the most passionate and idealistic people on the left is that they aren’t really interested in politics — they are on a sort of spiritual mission that actually conflicts with politics. Hullabaloo  

There’s an old saying in the journalism business: “Poop stories come in twos.” Gizmodo  

Communication, however, is key –and you will fuck that up. lancearthur.com: Just Write  

Nas or naswai is the country’s staple drug, made of tobacco, slacked lime and chicken excrement. BMC Cheese Blog  

while it is nice that you have phoned, i certainly don’t want to give you the impression i have been hoping that you would call. because, really, that would be rather desperate and sad. and if there are two things i am not, desperate and sad would be…um…some of them. tequila mockingbird  

I really would enjoy listening to my tale to the officers when they find me up a side street with a full size wax model of Kylie on all fours (canis positus) and me out of breath with a feverish grin. Kebabylon  

I’ve only just realised that the word movies is short for moving pictures; when you say, “I’m going to the movies,” you are, in fact, being adorable. caribou  

While we cower in our homes, highly trained ninja badgers have formed themselves into terrifying dojos, going round painting fences, walking with great stealth across ricepaper and beating the crap out of people in slow motion. Pengor: Penguin of Doom  

If Blunkett wasn’t so busy getting his end awa with other bloke’s wives, I’d have my copy by now, and I’d bee happily panic-buying non-perishable foodstuffs, digging a nuclear shelter in the garden and drinking my own urine by now. Scaryduck  

George Chang is requesting a change in the way your relationship is identified on Multiply - from Friend to LifePartner, Friend. FX1294P  

Behave yourselves around our sweet little gray-haired grandmothers or they’ll kick some manners into your ass just like they did ours. geek ramblings  

Woke up ’round 1pm, watched some olympic highlights on the telly, then i think i had a shower, had a potato/pee pie, wash some stuff cause it was starting to smell like dog, played games, cant remember the order of these but that doesnt matter and now just sitting here reeker  

I also found out that I’m not the only one who wants to decorate my home IKEA-style. Ramblings  

I think I was so distracted by the new found cleavage that I neglected to look past them at my ever-growing gut. A Baby Makes Three  

I’ve come to a conclusion that nobody reads this shit which is completely ridiculous because I got shit to say. my life is all i have