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July 31st, 2004

Finally, Sen. John Edwards retracted his statement about there being two Americas, saying that he had gotten that information from Mapquest. Borowitz Report  

Boobies are good for just about everything. Metafilter  

And surely any normal man with would want to take credit for impregnating Liz Hurley, regardless of the truth. . . . Instapundit  

For today at least, I can lower my internal terror level from Ernie to Bert. Wil Wheaton Dot Net  

It reflects, among other things, my utopian vision of the United States in the future: millions of Americans, marching out of step and saluting the president, their local religious leaders, media experts and other such pricks in the fashion they most richly deserve. One-Finger Salute  

If these are American values, boy do they suck. Max Speak, You Listen!  

If hypocrisy were a drug, Washington would be the crack capital of the world. Jim Hightower  

Anyone who can name the song the title of this post comes from will win a date with me. twinkle twinkle blah blah blah etc.  

Wear sun glasses and a gas mask and you’re an unstoppable cube squadron of complaining. Dong Resin’s Joint  

I’m all for whatever it takes to win, up to and including kidnapping Ralph Nader and sending him off in that silly space suit to Mars…. Altercation  

Although there was no ass-fucking in Boston (too busy!), the gays were “satisfied by the positions they took.” Wonkette  

This is the year of the monkey, and George Bush will be lucky to get out of Washington without being put on trial for treason. Hunter S. Thompson  

He was ticketed for cussing? Fuckity fuck fuck. Drive over to my fucking house and give me a ticket for saying fuck, you fucking freak. Bitch Blog  

I am having apoplexy over the barometer of human intelligence falling so precipitously that killer cyclones will definitely be spawned by the sudden vacuum, and thinking perhaps we should reconsider the whole notion of WWIII as a necessarily bad thing. rageboy  

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